babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
I did it. I fucking did it. And it hurt.
i’m crying blood but i did it
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world